neutrinos are fast little fuckers

hold the presses! researchers have announced that they think they've overturned one of the central tenets of einstein's physics:

UPDATE 1-Particles found to break speed of light | Reuters: "Antonio Ereditato, spokesman for the researchers, told Reuters that measurements taken over three years showed neutrinos pumped from CERN near Geneva to Gran Sasso in Italy had arrived 60 nanoseconds quicker than light would have done.

"We have high confidence in our results. We have checked and rechecked for anything that could have distorted our measurements but we found nothing," he said. "We now want colleagues to check them independently."

If confirmed, the discovery would undermine Albert Einstein's 1905 theory of special relativity, which says that the speed of light is a "cosmic constant" and that nothing in the universe can travel faster.

That assertion, which has withstood over a century of testing, is one of the key elements of the so-called Standard Model of physics, which attempts to describe the way the universe and everything in it works."

now that this is known, it puts to rest all those naysayers who insist that time travel is impossible.

as the dismantling of scientific truisms continues to unfold, we'll soon learn that all the climate scientists who insist that human activity is responsible for "global warming' are simply greedy shills, grubbing for research dollars.

close behind them are the evolutionists, who'll be next to to yield to the more sophisticated model of creationism as the explanation for how the universe and everything in it works.

it's been a long time coming -- the upending of scientific certainties and their replacement with magical explanations of our world. before you know it, human sacrifice will be resumed!