i knew fuckushima was bad news, but never like this:
And if you’re a man, you may be interested to know that some miniscule portion of it could be in your testicles."
now that the truth is out there, what're we gonna do about it, guys? it's your nuts on the line here! are you going to take a knee to the crotch like this?
i guess so... nobody really wants to blow their cool any more, to appear helpless and ineffectual. and that's what we all are, of course. protozoa with flapping flagella.
hell, maybe you jizz will now glow in the dark! how cool is that?