Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan naked for Playboy

We read with breathless anticipation the full report on what Lindsay Lohan will reveal in her upcoming Playboy mag debut:
Lindsay Lohan -- FULL FRONTAL Nude for Playboy | "Lindsay Lohan didn't wuss out for her Playboy shoot -- TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread ... i.e. the holy trifecta ... or as one source close to Playboy put it, "boobs, ass, and vag."
As we previously reported, Lindsay recently locked down a nearly-million-dollar deal with PB for a full pictorial -- and yesterday, she finally wrapped her 4-day shoot."
The obvious question, at least from these quarters, is just what LL has that no other girl has got. Whatever it is, is it worth a cool $1 million. One would venture to say, NO! But then, what would you expect from a curmudgeon?

While the report in TMZ goes on to state that the model insisted the photos be "tastefully done," it would seem more important that the product reflect the standards of Ms. Lohan and the readers of Playboy -- which suggests the photos ought to be a lot less tasteful than what will appear on newsstands.

Cheap, tawdry, sensational -- these are the words that describe the Lohan phenomenon. Get her on all fours, barking like a dog, and that will be the consummate artistic statement by this self-indulgent puff-ball of insecurity.

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